mom: are you on drugs?
me: 私は今の薬です

rapewhistled:

bumrollplease:

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

i literally say this a hundred times a day

*16 year old girl voice* literally.

jakemalik:

someone is at the door omg

tyler-hoe-kley:

sometimes i watch youtube videos and halfway through i’m like you know what i don’t care and then i close it

ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

darthgravy:

does anyone remember law4kids

like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW

i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself

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BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING PARODIES

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AND THEY JUST KEPT COMING

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dorkstrider:

dorkstrider:

what if egyptians drew rage comics on the walls of pyramids

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